February 2011
2 tags
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep &...
booyouhoar:
THE KICK
maxedlove:
zombieslutfromhell:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
oh
My period.
torporcelain:
melephantwords:
katiefuckingdrew:
When I first get it, I’m like
Then I become depressed and I’m like
And all I want to do is
If someone tries talking to me, I’m all like
And the entire time, I’m like why me
And once it’s over, I’m all like
But when you misss it, you’re like
and the last person you fucked is like
Not if you’re a lesbian
January 2011
Walking to school
grow-a-pear:
Expectation:
Reality:
Girls with the same face in every picture.
aliensgoback:
especiallygold:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
^ LOL
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fghtffyrdmnstylr:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
maxedlove:
3 tags